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vuls: *breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

apolitepunk: This is the best dog ever.

apolitepunk:

This is the best dog ever.

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justusbradshaw: i-cant-nope: assbutt-in-the-garrison: One time I was masturbating in the shower...

justusbradshaw:

i-cant-nope:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn't keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he'd hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

i have an unknown need to reblog this

im dying

alecstasy: alecstasy: my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home...

alecstasy:

alecstasy:

my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple

sassysharpshooter: yoursourwolfisshowing: slowbro-the-kid: SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO...

sassysharpshooter:

yoursourwolfisshowing:

slowbro-the-kid:

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.

Careful, or this joke might ketchup with you.

vriskamindfangserket: time to go out and start the day and be a productive member of society~! and...

vriskamindfangserket:

time to go out and start the day and be a productive member of society~!

and by "productive member of society" i mean i'm gonna put on some pants, go buy placemats for my kitchen table (not to be fancy but because i'm a messy sob), then probably stuff my face at either ihop or kfc depending on how cheap i feel

How majestic

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hahn117: dot-ed: Is Your Red The Same as My Red? I'VE HAD...

hahn117:

dot-ed:

Is Your Red The Same as My Red?

I'VE HAD THIS HYPOTHESIS IN MY HEAD FOREVER

Omg I love Vsauce

liddo-cait: i reblogged this before but we actually started...

liddo-cait:

i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls

it is fantastic

sendificator: will let u go with a warning if u give him...

sendificator:

will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits 

#best reaction to zombies ever

#best reaction to zombies ever

smilingeridan: i cant draw the thing

smilingeridan:

i cant draw the thing

foervraengd: I did a thign

foervraengd:

I did a thign

wassa-matta-you-altair: hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift: jointhecarrotarmy: silence-insolace: sollux...

wassa-matta-you-altair:

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

someone bumped into my chair and I didn't even give a fuck

someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution 

someone bumped into my chair and i invaded their country

someone bumped into my chair and i blushed because it was senpai

On a Different Note.

so-good-it-hurts:

bitch-im-the-witch:

squidbiscuit:

I was trying to decide between a blue or a green popcicle and suddenly I realized. It's 1:30 in the morning……………..and I'm a goddamn adult.

I can have them both~

you just completely described my life in a single text post.

THIS

frustratedpen06: lutrasaura: madamelasolitude: themutantfugiti...

frustratedpen06:

lutrasaura:

madamelasolitude:

themutantfugitive:

chemicaldarkshine:

zangroose:

shyfox:

rinnymcc:

hussiebot:

atomsbabe:

PLEASE NEVER GIVE YOUR ANIMALS HARTZ PRODUCTS! IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS DEATHS IN CATS, and DOGS, it HAS CAUSED BURNS, and SEIZURES, THE VETERINARIAN SAYS IT IS PURE POISON. EVEN THE ANIMAL TREATS! PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS!! YOU MAY SAVE A LIFE! 

i just looked this up you guys and its legit, so yeah, dont buy tthis stuff!

I have known this but signal boost for all that don't!

SIGNAL BOOST. I spoke to my vet about this. IT WILL KILL YOUR DOGS AND CATS.

I don't usually reblog these things but oh my god signal boost this is terrible. :(

If this happened to my dog I would fucking set the factory on fire

signal boost and fuck yes ill tell my parents about this, no way in hell my 3 feline friends aren't going to have this 'medicine'.))

poor baby

Signal boost to all pet owners! :c

I don't normally reblog this sort of stuff onto this blog, but I love dogs too much to let this slip by. Protect your babies everyone!

k-lionheart: thespockyhorrorpictureshow: Okay this is now my...

k-lionheart:

thespockyhorrorpictureshow:

Okay this is now my FAVORITE GIF EVER.

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

sarcasticallyfabulous: im crying oh my god i went upstairs to steal a piece of cake because my mom...

sarcasticallyfabulous:

im crying oh my god i went upstairs to steal a piece of cake because my mom has been gone for a few hours and i had the cake out and a plate and everything and i was just about to cut it when the phone went off so i answered and it was her and all she said was "dont touch the cake" then hung up

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